I'm sure this has been done out there in blogville somewhere by now, but not on any of 'em that I read, so I'm going ahead. (Unless you did it on your blog, I mean, which of course I read! The RSS dealio just ate that one entry or something, though, so I'm still going ahead).
Please encourage all your friends to play.
As you know, the Governor of Alaska and Republic Party Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin recently stated on national television that she reads "any" and "all" magazines. Invited, nay, exhorted to clarify her answer by providing specific examples, she insisted that she reads "all of them."
So here's the game. Fill in the blanks in this sentence, and post the result in the comments.
Sarah Palin reads ______________ because _____________
Examples
- Sarah Palin reads National Geographic, because where else is she going to see a polar bear?
- Sarah Palin reads Locus: The Magazine of the Science Fiction & Fantasy Field, because the capsule summaries of Baen Books yield the same insights as foreign policy briefs from the Heritage Foundation, but with more talking battlewagons.
- Sarah Palin reads Black Inches, because Latin Inches is in Spanish.