Just look at this blog post full of fabulous prizes!
Well, a singular prize anyway, and one I hope you find fabulous should you win it. Here's the deal. I'll mail a randomly determined person who comments on this post one copy of the advance uncorrected proof of my upcoming collection, Telling the Map. I will sign and personalize it or not at your preference. All you have to do to enter to win is write a comment on this blog post (the one you're reading right now) and make sure to sign in in such a way that you leave a good email for me to reach you after the drawing, which I'll need so I can get your physical mailing address. Your email isn't viewable by other readers or commenters. Make sense?
The text of your comment should consist of whatever you want to write. A greeting, a haiku, a barbaric yawp, whatever. Okay? Comment! Contest runs through midnight Lexington, Kentucky, USA time, 13th April, one entry per person, please!